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Right now I feel like I'm made of about 85% snot. I just thought you all should be aware of that FYI.

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meioh
Sep. 18th, 2004 11:41 pm (UTC)
we will send you a box of kleenexes =)
try baby wipes if your nose gets sore
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 06:53 am (UTC)
Baby wipes... I never thought of that! *runs out and buys some*
charity_bianca
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:51 am (UTC)
I have major bad sinus problems during the fall and spring. My nose begins to think it is in a marathon. I have to wash my face 100 times a day. I feel so yucky. Baby wipes is a awesome idea!
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:53 pm (UTC)
I just tried them, and they do work :P

(I got the ones with aloe)
genitalsmckool
Sep. 19th, 2004 10:22 am (UTC)
i think I will have mine removed one day.
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:53 pm (UTC)
Putting anything in it's place?
genitalsmckool
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:59 pm (UTC)
testicles,as many as can fit.
perviepom
Sep. 19th, 2004 11:34 am (UTC)
Thanks for that ye old scurvy dog!
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:54 pm (UTC)
Shiver me timbers!

ARRRRRGGHHH
meioh
Sep. 19th, 2004 02:28 pm (UTC)
The last time I was sick, I was too far away from any tissues. I always have a box by my bed in case I need them, and they were the first thing I could grab when I had to blow my poor runny, beat up nose. That lovely feeling of doom you get after you've blown your nose 20 times in the last five minutes ("Ahhhh...I wish my nose would just fall off!") doesn't hit when you use baby wipes! They're kinda wet, but it prevents sore chapped-ish nose :D
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:54 pm (UTC)
I swear to God, yesterday I blew my nose for 15 minutes straight :/
joeymichaels
Sep. 19th, 2004 03:56 pm (UTC)
Yar. 'snot a problem, lass. I'd walk the plank with you any day. Aye, that I would.
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:58 pm (UTC)
If we walked the plank, I'm sure me snot would keep us afloat.
joeymichaels
Sep. 20th, 2004 02:48 am (UTC)
That was me plan. Arrrr!
bribri22
Sep. 19th, 2004 04:41 pm (UTC)
hey send me a bucket of snot would ya? i got a great halloween idea that i might share later!!
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:59 pm (UTC)
For you, and only you, will I save my snot, and keep it in a bucket. Expect a fedex early next week.
f_o_n_y
Sep. 19th, 2004 07:54 pm (UTC)
what i'd like to know is...
what's the other 15%?
genitalsmckool
Sep. 19th, 2004 08:59 pm (UTC)
Re: what i'd like to know is...
boobies.
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 09:01 pm (UTC)
Re: what i'd like to know is...
Not for long!

Boobs will shrink with weight loss :P
genitalsmckool
Sep. 19th, 2004 09:02 pm (UTC)
Re: what i'd like to know is...
then you will less than 100%!
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 09:03 pm (UTC)
Re: what i'd like to know is...
I hope this doesn't mean that the snot percentage will grow in proportion to the boob shrinkage.
genitalsmckool
Sep. 19th, 2004 09:05 pm (UTC)
Re: what i'd like to know is...
a good argument for implants if you ask me
sharya
Sep. 19th, 2004 09:00 pm (UTC)
Re: what i'd like to know is...
At this point, Orange Juice. But I'd like to pickle myself with alcohol sometime soon.
osoqres
Sep. 20th, 2004 09:12 am (UTC)
If you keep talking like that you'll never get me into bed!!!!!!!!
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