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Dear Pile of Research Studies on my desk,

Please stop multiplying. I understand that you are all anxious to get going, and you are all spawning off little baby sub-studies, and extension studies, but this has got to stop. I know that procreation is just a shitload of fun, but this has gotten ridiculous. Some of you are going to get too old to be approved if you don't slow down.

Also, it would be very helpful if you could possibly arrange not to all procreate at once. Maybe spread it out over a week. I know you think this is your idea of fun... "Let's see if we can make her go crazy! Quick! Everyone - MEIOSIS!!!" I heard you all whispering this on my desk. But let me assure you that I WILL retain my sanity, and if that requires some serious use of the shredding machine, so be it.

Also, as the parent studies, everytime you spawn off a sub-study or an extension study, you also tend to require an amendment to yourself, to the contract, and you tend to require additional Health Region services for which approval must be sought. We (and I use the royal "we" here) don't like this. We are not amused. We dislike spending hours upon hours for something that is already functional and not broken. We would like to spend our time dealing with the major issues that impact MANY studies, and not the particular idiosyncrasies of one study.

We must warn you that if this behaviour does not change, we will be forced to take drastic measures. Now, where is that shredding machine? Come to me, my Precious...

Comments

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phaedie
Oct. 12th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC)
Please ask your research studies to forward this message to all my shipment files.
:)
Thanks for the smile lady. <3
sharya
Oct. 12th, 2004 02:52 pm (UTC)
The research studies have replied, that they are on strike until further notice that the shredding machine has been disabled.
2kidsdad
Oct. 12th, 2004 05:17 pm (UTC)
Word.
sharya
Oct. 13th, 2004 11:32 am (UTC)
Totally.
osoqres
Oct. 13th, 2004 05:19 am (UTC)
I thought that MY brain was melting!!! Quick somebody... Shar needs to be rebooted!!
sharya
Oct. 13th, 2004 11:32 am (UTC)
I am slowly going crazy, 1-2-3-4-5-6 SWITCH!
whochewedmypen
Oct. 13th, 2004 01:24 pm (UTC)
crazy going slowly am I 6-5-4-3-2-1 SWITCH!!!
perviepom
Oct. 13th, 2004 09:31 am (UTC)
I thought you were pregnant there for a minute.
sharya
Oct. 13th, 2004 11:32 am (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Now that's funny :P
jor_dizzan
Oct. 13th, 2004 10:23 am (UTC)
BURN IT. BURN IT ALL!! KILL YOUR TV! Er wait..uhm..
sharya
Oct. 13th, 2004 11:33 am (UTC)
YES! That is the solution!!!!

Burn baby burn!
bribri22
Oct. 13th, 2004 01:10 pm (UTC)
yea my sentiments exactly..torch it all
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