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As requested by bribri22

I have now collected a trash can full of snot, and it will be fed-exed to him directly.

And I'm telling you all this because it's something you all needed to know :P

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osoqres
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:05 pm (UTC)
Him Who? Not Me I Hope!!!
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:29 pm (UTC)
bribri22

Read the title man! :P
osoqres
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:46 pm (UTC)
I just got all scared when I saw "a trash can full of snot"!!!!
housecattn
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
bribri22 certainly has ummmm different interests.

could he use it to clone more Shar's?
egbert
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:20 pm (UTC)
Shar snot makes an excellent spackling compound. bribri22 must have a house project going....
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:31 pm (UTC)
Hmm... not sure if there's a house project, but I know he mentioned something about fishing... although no clue how Shar snot could help in the fishing.
egbert
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:36 pm (UTC)
It would also make an excellent water-seal coating for a boat. I bet with a little thought and creativity we can come up with 101 pratical uses for your snot...
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:40 pm (UTC)
This sounds like a challenge post in the making!
egbert
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:49 pm (UTC)
It most certainly was. I've already got the ball rolling with 1 and 2...

3. As a quick tack poster hanger
4. To fix broken sunglasses
5. As a bicycle tire repair glue
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 02:10 pm (UTC)
Yes! No air would escape from tires patched with Shar snot!
bribri22
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:47 pm (UTC)
i think that saltwater would degrade the sealant rather quickly so its uses on a luxury liner would be limited
egbert
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:48 pm (UTC)
Who goes fishing off a luxury liner?
bribri22
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:55 pm (UTC)
good call...i wonder if it woulda stood up to the perfect storm
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
It very well could! It seems to be a water repellant!
phaedie
Sep. 21st, 2004 02:03 pm (UTC)
It's bait I know it is!
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 02:08 pm (UTC)
Lobster girl!

It might need to be flavored with something to be decent bait...

I'm thinking Nyquil flavored snot just won't do it for the little fishies :P
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:30 pm (UTC)
It's possible, but I don't think so. He hinted that there would be an upcoming post on the use of Shar snot.
bribri22
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:37 pm (UTC)
no i am gonna use it to make over priced styling gel that can only be purchased in upscale salons in case anyone is wondering...
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:42 pm (UTC)
That sounds like use number 3!
osoqres
Sep. 21st, 2004 01:49 pm (UTC)
Number 4... All natural tooth paste!!!
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 02:07 pm (UTC)
Yes! The snot sticks to the furry bacterias that live on the teeth, causing them to die and fall off!
osoqres
Sep. 23rd, 2004 05:46 am (UTC)
Alright... that was way too graphic!!!!
perviepom
Sep. 21st, 2004 02:02 pm (UTC)
Sell it on ebay!
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
Yes! We could get the 101 uses of Shar snot, and then post an astronomic price for it!
egbert
Sep. 21st, 2004 03:30 pm (UTC)
Continuing on my own numbering, since I'm too lazy to count up the others...

6. As a botox injection replacement
7. Fake boobs (only if they have the proper consistency)
8. Axil grease
9. On toast
10. As a contact cement
egbert
Sep. 21st, 2004 06:17 pm (UTC)
11. Fire starter
12. Modeling glue
13. Facial cosmetic mud
14. Car wax
15. Paint stripper
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 09:52 pm (UTC)
Sounds like you and [Unknown LJ tag] have quite the collection going :P

http://www.livejournal.com/users/bribri22/10148.html
sharya
Sep. 21st, 2004 09:54 pm (UTC)
oldcookieman
Sep. 24th, 2004 08:10 pm (UTC)
s"Not
Hey, if you run out I can send him some U.S. stuff! And Fed Ex is based here in Memphis.
sharya
Sep. 30th, 2004 06:48 am (UTC)
Re: s"Not
Hehe, Good to know ;)
trixey
Sep. 30th, 2004 06:37 am (UTC)
sorry I caught this one late, but:
- orthodontic shoe liners
- trampoline elastic
- sink plugs
- frisbees (injury free)
- fly traps

oh shit, I'd better go to bed
sharya
Sep. 30th, 2004 06:50 am (UTC)
bwahahah @ frisbees! Now THAT gives a mental image that just doesn't quit! :D
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