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Two vampires want to go out to eat, but are having a little trouble deciding where to go. Tired of the local food in Transylvania, they want something a little more exotic. After some discussion, they decide to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good.

So, off they go to Italy and end up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hide in the shadows and wait for dinner. A few minutes later, a young couple walks by. Making their move, each vampire grabs a person, sucks them dry and tosses the bodies into the canal below. The vampires find Italians extremely delicious and decide to have seconds.

Another young couple approaches a few minutes later, only to suffer the same fate as the first -- sucked dry and tossed into the canal below.

Our vampires are now quite full but decide to get dessert. In a short while, a third young couple provides just that. As with the previous two couples, these people are sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal.

The vampires agree they had had a marvelous dinner and begin heading back home. As they walk away, they hear some singing. They are puzzled because no one else is on the bridge. After listening closely, they realize that its coming from the canal below. They look over the rail and see a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies.

As they listen, the alligator sings:

"Drained wops keep fallin' on my head"...

Comments

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eye8trogdor
Apr. 21st, 2004 10:23 pm (UTC)
L O L
sharya
Apr. 22nd, 2004 03:21 pm (UTC)
woohoo! Another pun-lover :P
aestheticlola
Apr. 22nd, 2004 04:34 pm (UTC)
Haahah. Oh Shar, I love it.
sharya
Apr. 22nd, 2004 04:35 pm (UTC)
:D
oldcookieman
Apr. 26th, 2004 02:33 am (UTC)
Story
At least it ended on a positive note!!!
sharya
Apr. 26th, 2004 11:57 am (UTC)
Re: Story
hehe for the alligator :P
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