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Another accident...

So I was in another car accident, joy oh joy. I'm driving along, and it's really slippery, because it's melting, and I stop at a stop sign. All of a sudden, BAM! I get hit hard from behind.

Initially I'm a little upset, but hey, it's icy. It's not like he did it on purpose or didn't see me, right? Sometimes, it's just not really anyone's fault... not when it's icy like it was.

So I get out of my car, see that there's no damage to the cars, (thank God!) and go to get his driver's license number, and registration. When I get up to his window, he starts being a total ass.

"Why did you stop so far away from the stop sign?"

"Huh?"

"The stop sign is way up there!"

"Um... I stopped behind the cross-walk"

"There is no cross-walk there."

"Yes there is... but yes, I realize you can't see it under the slush, but it's there."

"But there's no pedestrians! Why would you stop behind it?"

"Because you're supposed to?"

"No you're not."

"Whatever. Give me your license and registration please."

"Why? There's no damage."

"Um... who can tell under the dirt and grunge? There might be, and besides, the jolt wrenched my neck."

"Oh don't tell me you're one of THOSE people!"

...

"Just give me your license and registration."

"Fine. Here."

"And what's your car license plate?"

"I don't know, go read it yourself."

"I can't make it out under the dirt."

"Well go look at the back then, because I don't know it."


Some people need to be shot. My neck really is sore :(

Comments

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crak
Feb. 28th, 2004 08:58 pm (UTC)
canadians....
oldcookieman
Feb. 28th, 2004 09:22 pm (UTC)
From my cold dead hands
I have another one of these bumper stickers I got at the NRA museum in DC last fall if you want to put it on your car. It might make people act a little more polite towards you.
sharya
Feb. 29th, 2004 07:06 am (UTC)
Re: From my cold dead hands
Aww, thanks Phil. In this case I don't think it would help though. Some people are just assholes.
oldcookieman
Feb. 29th, 2004 03:37 pm (UTC)
Re: From my cold dead hands
Yeah, but most people aren't crazy!
sharya
Feb. 29th, 2004 03:38 pm (UTC)
Re: From my cold dead hands
hehe are you sure about that? :P
oldcookieman
Feb. 29th, 2004 03:40 pm (UTC)
Re: From my cold dead hands
From previous experience, yes. Most people will pull their hand away from the top of the stove. Although some of them will keep putting it back. However, that is "another show", as they say!
sharya
Feb. 29th, 2004 08:53 am (UTC)
the driver was an american, i'm sure of it!
phaedie
Feb. 29th, 2004 12:52 pm (UTC)
This is why I don't drive.
Most people magickly turn into buttplugs as soon as you put them behind a wheel of a car and most people really don't know how to drive well.
I hope you are ok.:)
sharya
Mar. 2nd, 2004 10:52 am (UTC)
So true, so true

Yeah, I'll be ok thanks.
kalewialoha
Feb. 29th, 2004 01:54 pm (UTC)
I really hope you are okay Shar!! I hate accidents. I would've straight punch that dude in the face....ASS! Its clearly his fault though...he hit ya from behind...he just couldnt except it. If he's talkin like that, he ice wasnt a factor for him. He just was assuming and thats what he gets for a assuming. Get your neck checked out tho. It could bother you for the rest of your life.
sharya
Feb. 29th, 2004 03:40 pm (UTC)
Believe me it was tempting!
sharya
Feb. 29th, 2004 03:41 pm (UTC)
I wanted to hiss at him when I heard

*growls*
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