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Women and Men

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the soiled apples from the ground that aren't as good,.... but easy... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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starshine2night
May. 3rd, 2006 07:48 pm (UTC)
Mwa Ha Ha! I love it.

And your icon rules!
sharya
May. 4th, 2006 10:25 pm (UTC)
Hehe thanks :) It somehow seemed appropriate :P
phaedie
May. 3rd, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)
I've lost my taste for wine, I'll just have some water to drink with my apples thanks. :)
sharya
May. 4th, 2006 10:26 pm (UTC)
I've never drank so much water as I'm drinking right now. Like we're talking maybe 4L a day... seriously!
egbert
May. 3rd, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
And women, being apples, after staying at the top of the tree for a long time, become weary and eventually drop to the ground, somewhat rotten and bitter, hoping anyone will come along and take them.

Whereas men, being wine, only improve with age.

:P
starshine2night
May. 4th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
Unless it isn't sealed properly and then they turn to vinegar, which is also bitter.
sharya
May. 4th, 2006 10:26 pm (UTC)
Hehe, I laughed at that too :D
sharya
May. 4th, 2006 10:26 pm (UTC)
LoL

Ok, I laughed :P
heidi_13
May. 4th, 2006 12:43 am (UTC)
*giggles*

some days I just feel like applesauce... ;)
sharya
May. 4th, 2006 10:27 pm (UTC)
I think we all do!

At least we're still tastey ;)
leolovesvegas
May. 4th, 2006 11:46 am (UTC)
You *win* that's awesome! Lookout Bri she's giving me more vandaful ideas lol.
sharya
May. 4th, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
Heh, I can't take the credit for it... it came in the form of an email ;)
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